Not Worth Going Deeper

After seeing the movie Inception a couple of months back. I got thinking my dreams are nothing like the dreams featured in that film. Dreams are random pieces of your memory sticky taped to together and project into you sub conscious while you slumber. The next time you dream just try and take a look around, everything you will see is something you have seen before. Anyway my dreams are probably like everyone's, they are weird. Here are some dreams I throughout my life:

The Friend Turns Into A Bird Dream
Earliest dream I remember is when I was still living in Stockport, England when I was 4 or 5. The dream was I at School and it was the end of the day. I was in the classroom and I looked out the window and saw one of my friends at the time (Ben I think his name was, So long ago) walk into a bush and then a white cartoonish silhouette of a bird came flying out the other side.


The Menace of the Sinclair ZX81 Fiend
This was a recurring through out my childhood. Back in England my Dad got our first computer the Sinclair Zx81 (81 indicating the year it was made, But we got it a little after that) which was a calculator you can hook up to your TV. Anyway it had a game with it called '3D Monster Maze' where you walked around a maze and try to avoid a monster called 'Rex'. If Rex found you he would come running in you direction. Lame, but that badly pixalated image frightened the crap out of me when I was 5 and that image invaded my nightmares for about 6 years. Each time it would be a different location, I would be minding my own business and then suddenly Rex would be running towards me (See the above pic for reference).


The Roaring Snail
One of my most recent dreams. In the dream I walked onto my backyard porch and per usual there were snails hanging around the cat's bowl. And then one of the snails looked up at me and roared. Now it did not roar like say a lion or Godzilla would roar. It sounded more like a party whistle that's been partially blocked at the end.

So if the team from Inception wanted to hack into my dreams to extract some banking information or where I buried all that treasure I have accumulated. All they are going to find is Animated Bird Friends, A Pixalated Monster and a Roaring Snail.